SmackDown! Notes 15.07.05

- Eddie Guerrero's wife says he's gone too far with the whole Rey Misterio thing. He's gone too far, alright - now he's a domestic abuser! No hope for him turning face any time soon, then...
- Let me get this straight. They fired Akio, but they kept Scotty 2 Hotty. Right.
- Juvi needs to practice that 450 splash a bit more; if I were Paul London I'd be mighty ticked off with him right now.
- Hardcore Holly = Ratings.
- What kind of a name is Hardcore Holly anyway? Sounds like a reject from GLOW or something...
- Did you catch Batista's promo? He's been working on his Grin of Death, I noticed.
- That thing Heidenreich does with his right arm... I wish he'd stop that.
- Wait, what's that music? "Oooooh what a rush!" It's Road Warrior... Animal! (I guess it pays to have a brother who's Vice President of Talent Relations, eh?)
- Johnny Nitro gets some major bad-taste points for that crack about Hawk. "His partner's dead!" indeed.
- Can you really make a whole match out of chops to the chest? I don't know, but Hardcore Holly was determined to try.
- "There's no give in this table!" That's right, Michael Cole, you keep on telling yourself that.
- Holly tapped out before Eddie even stepped over to lock in the cloverleaf. Either he was punking him out for real, or he really is a fucking wimp.
- Close-up of Eddie. Has he got a cold sore?
- Nice vignette for the Boogeyman. Reminds me of Papa Shango. Scary. (Hey, I was 12! That shit was scary then!)
- It's just a shame I know he's really the guy who was kicked out of Tough Enough for lying about his age. Doesn't seem so scary now.
- That Booker T/Christian match was a bit of a rip-off. Would've made for a great main event, but instead we've got...
- Batista versus Orlando Jordan. Excuse me while I fix myself a snack.
- [Five minutes later] Over already? That was quick. Ah, I know why - they cut out the Muhammad Hassan angle again. For the better, I say.
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