The Month in Angles: December 2005

A completely irregular, irreverent and irrelevant gander at the latest rubbish WWE Creative passes for storylines:

• Eric Bischoff gets 'fired'. Although it was a good excuse to get both Chris Nowinski and Dusty Rhodes back on TV for a minute or so.


• Shelton Benjamin turns heel. Or does he? Yes he does. Or does he? Oh please. I feel so sorry for the guy, especially now that he'll be having an on-screen 'mamma' to 'accentuate' his 'character'. Oy.


• The completely moronic SmackDown!/Raw heel-face switcharoo with The Big Show and Kane. It doesn't work on any conceivable level.


• Chris Benoit gets punked out by Booker T. I don't see where they're going with this yet, but wherever it is it doesn't look good.


• The Mexicools are faces now? When did that happen? I really have been sleeping.


• The Boogeyman finally debuts. Ha! Papa Shango was much scarier, I don't care what anyone says. What has the Boogeyman done? Oh he eats worms, how charming. Let's see, what did Papa Shango do? He set people on fire and made black stuff ooze from the Ultimate Warrior's forehead. I rest my case.